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An Infertility Equation

Jun. 23, 2009 by Keiko Zoll

I was inspired by PostSecret’s tweet today:

My wife & I realized how boring our lives are when we got too excited with our new coffee maker. We came up with an equation to express it.

coffee maker excitement = (life – interesting) :: Do you have any life equations? I’ll RT some that you send me.

So I was thinking… what’s the life equation for infertility?

I offer the following (mind you, my math is crap):

Infertility = Hope ((The way you thought it would be ÷ Things don’t go as planned) – Doin’ it the old fashioned way)

Or, to demonstrate it more visually:

Life According to Infertility
Let me be clear: I was a Communications major.

What do you think – do I have my math correct?

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Comments

  1. Lori Lavender Luz says

    Oct. 5, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    This is such a clever way of looking at it!

    At various times in my journey I would have had lots of subtraction, some division, very little multiplication, and finally, a few additions.

  2. Kathy says

    Oct. 4, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    Here from “the future” for Time Warp Tuesday!

    I laughed out loud reading this post! I LOVE it! I think your equation is awesome and right on! 🙂

    My accountant husband would likely be amused by your creative approach to math here! I was a Leisure Studies major and he still teases me about that to this day.

    I also appreciate FET Accompli’s take on the coffee equation! I agree that finding joy in the little things is more about celebrating simple pleasures and less about having a boring life.

    Okay, going back to the future to comment on your new post reflecting on this one! 🙂

  3. FET Accompli says

    Jun. 23, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    Your equation is right on. In terms of the coffee equation, I'd like to modify it:

    coffee maker excitement = appreciation of the simple things in life

  4. Bella says

    Jun. 23, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    LOL. That IF equation is SO true!

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