Last night, after a crazy busy day, Larry and I needed Chinese. We needed it hard. As much as I love Beverly Jade, I have to remember: I do not like their crab rangoon.
And yet, like the macaroni and cheese at Boston Market, the mashed potato bowls from Wawa or the three crunchy taco meal from Taco Bell, I order it… and am never satisfied. It always looks more appealing and delicious and yummy on the menu than it actually is.
Ordering Chinese is a rarity in our house. Back when we lived in Maryland, we ate it fairly frequently, especially since my husband was making a barely livable graduate stipend at the time. There were two Chinese takeout places less than a mile from where we lived, one even within walking distance. Combo dinners were cheap, fast and easy.
When we moved up to Massachusetts, we noticed right away that the Chinese food here is… different. Apparently General Tso goes by the name of General Gau up here. And he tastes totally different. Instead of a variety of sauces: orange, sesame, beef & broccoli – it’s all just the same brown sauce, save for the addition of an orange zest, a scattering of sesame seeds, or some extra broccoli florets.
In short, Chinese food is kinda gross in Massachusetts.
So when our friends introduced us to Beverly Jade and it didn’t taste like ass, it was a nice change. Still, with two pizza places literally around the corner and one block away from where we live (with another 2 on speed dial), pizza has taken the spot as our cheap, fast and easy “I don’t feel like cooking” dinner solution. So to get Chinese last night – and to go out, no less – was a nice change of pace.
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I am looking for signs and symbols and omens and blessings in everything right now. When the pair of fortune cookies arrived with the check, it was as though the waitress had handed me a tray of golden goblets and I had to pick the Holy Grail.
“Choose wisely, grasshopper,” I thought.
The fortune was your run-of-the-mill vague statement: “Your love of life will be happy and harmonious.” Larry’s was equally as vague: “You will travel far and wide, both pleasure and business.”
It was when I flipped over my fortune that I was more intrigued. My random Chinese vocabulary lesson above my Lucky Numbers was the word “Son.”
“Well, I guess we know who wins the gender debate!” I laughed.
Larry raised an eyebrow at me. “I’m not so sure.” He handed me his fortune. His paper prognostication read on the back: “Daughter.”
You can’t make this up.
It’s particularly ironic too, since of course, I want a daughter and Larry wants a son. We both lay claim to some seriously strong gender biases, what with he being a Freemason and me being a self-proclaimed Red Tent Woman. Of course we would each get the opposite gender.
“I’ll guess we’ll just have to wait and see,” Larry mused.
“Unless of course, we each get what we want and end up with boy-girl fraternal twins.”
Larry’s smile dropped into dead seriousness.
“Just you wait Larry Zoll, just you wait and see,” I chuckled, taking one last bite of lo mein.
Edited to add: It wasn’t until I was reading some tweet replies to this post that I remembered something from my high school years. Growing up in southern New Jersey, going to see a psychic on the Boardwalk is practically a rite of passage, besides heading to Atlantic City for your 21st birthday.
At two different psychics a year apart, I had my palm read. Both predicted that a) I would become some kind of teacher; b) I would travel to California; c) I would become a mother to twin boys.
Just let that roll around in your head for a few minutes.
Betsy says
In the middle of our IVF cycle I got a fortune that read “You will soon be on top of the world”
My boy/girl twins are now due in 2 weeks and that fortune sits nicely in their baby book!
Justine says
THAT is freakin’ AWESOME. I save fortunes like that … maybe you do, too. And even if you don’t hang on to the paper … you — and we all — will hold onto the intention. 😉
Cristy says
Seeing those fortunes brings a smile to my face. I’m hoping for you Keiko! Hoping that these are signs of things to come!
And thanks for the heads up about Chinese food in Massachusetts. It’s a bummer, but good to know.
Jen says
I’ve got chills about those fortune cookies. Something in the universe had to line up, right?!? That’s amazing!
Carli says
I am also frustrated with the lack of “good” ethnic food in the city where we moved to a year and a half ago. I miss myself some Thai food like you wouldn’t believe…
And I have to weigh in on the fortunes as well. This may be very telling indeed…Between the fortune cookies and the palm readings, you might want to prepare Larry a little better! 🙂
And one more thing – we ate Chinese food while I was pregnant with our son and due some 7ish weeks later. My fortune was “A Short Stranger will soon enter your life with blessings to share”. We laughed as I rubbed my enormous belly. Yeah – soon meant like in a couple of days…I still carry that fortune around with me in my wallet tucked in next to my drivers license…
CzechPlease says
Love love love it!
And yes Chinese food in Massachusetts does taste like @$$! There are a few exceptions.
mrs spock says
I’m thinking it’s telling you to transfer 2 as well…
No Baby Ruth says
Wow. I think those cookies really do know what they’re talking about. Years ago, at a point of transition in my life, when I left my then-boyfriend-future-husband behind in Spain, where I’d been living for a couple years, and was about to move to South Florida for work, I got the fortune, “He who loves you will follow you.” He did indeed.
I just clicked over to your blog this morning, after following sporadically at your old blog. I don’t know why I was so crappy about following and commenting previously. I love your writing style. And I wish you so much luck on this cycle.
Tracey says
“…didn’t taste like ass” Bahahaha.
I think it’s telling you to transfer back two 😉
Rebecca says
The day of my transfer we ordered Chinese and got a double fortune cookie — ie two cookies sealed in one wrapper. I thought ‘hmm, twins?’ and took a picture. You know, on the off chance…
Those twins are sleeping soundly in their bassinets right now. Chinese fortune cookies may know what they’re talking about…
Stef says
It’s awesome to read about your journey– Can’t wait to see if your fortunes come true!!
Karma says
Awww, that’s an awesome fortune! Hehehe
Another Dreamer says
Wow, how coincidental!